Political Asylum is a celestial coalition which grants political asylum to enlightened political
refugees who feel persecuted or oppressed and who have their own website. Successful applicants will be granted the
right to display on their website our political asylum certificate, formally sanctioned by the celestial realm of Heaven Hell
Purgatory.
Application for Political Asylum
Until the
Cult of Technology completes the development of the corporeality prototype, we will not be able to guarantee the
physical safety of our live human political refugees. Also, we are not yet officially recognized by any government on
earth as having any legal rights to grant political asylum, but we are working on it.
Protect your freedom and fight for your rights!
Three ways to do this are by exercising your
freedom of speech at Free
World Syndicate, stocking up on Lick Bush bumper stickers,
and helping to save the world.
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