Political Asylum Application

To apply for political asylum from the celestial realm of Heaven Hell Purgatory,
send an email to with the following information:

Why you are seeking political asylum (why you feel persecuted or oppressed),
One reason why you consider yourself to be an enlightened individual,
Your website URL where you wish to place our Political Asylum certificate.

If your application is approved, we will enter you in our Political Asylum database and send you the official certificate (see image below) to place on the front page of your website with a link back to http://www.politicalasylum.org to complete the process.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

PoliticalAsylum.org is not yet recognized by any government on the planet earth as having any authority to grant political asylum. Therefore, we regret that we are unable to defend or protect you in any way. The sole benefit of being granted political asylum from us is that you are authorized to display our official certificate on your website, which may or may not act as a deterrant for the party that is persecuting or oppressing you.

We will not grant political asylum for sites with adult content or hate-related messages.